December 2009
6 posts
jls (jump leap splat!)
Picture this moment. Imagine he doesn’t land it. Imagine he falls and kisses the lino with that knowing little smirk of his. Picture that image. That’s a calming image.
Me out.
Disclaimer 1: I’m sorry to any JLS fans who may be offended by my comments.
Disclaimer 2: I’m not sorry.
psycho killer, ques que c'est?
I’ve very stupidly started reading American Psycho for the second time and boy am I stupid, stupid, stupid. Bret Easton Ellis is my favourite favourite writer and I thought, to ignite some inspiration into my own writing project (that deals with similar themes), “why not read it again?” I thought…Now I remember “why not”!
American Psycho is the most...
November 2009
7 posts
“none of this will matter when we’re famous singers…”
– death star rail supervisors, blue harvest.
john carpenter for president.
This weekend I settled down to watch an old favourite of mine, the John Carpenter/Kurt Russell masterwork Big Trouble in Little China (if you haven’t seen it, I urge you to sprint to your nearest HMV, buy it and clear your schedule). I digress - The following day, I found myself singing a repulsively 80s song, wondering what the napsack I was doing! Only now have I worked out what I was...
kill me.
Look, I know we all get a certain guilty pleasure from watching X Factor (full name, Ex-Factory built robot’s of pure evil and world destruction) and the odd bush tucker trial (also known as the final, shameless, scraping the bottom of your 15 minutes of semi-fame trial) - and if you’re one of those die hard reality robots, maybe don’t read this - but I’ve been saved, which means I can look...
welcome to the pants party.
Friends, Haters, Lovers, Squires. Jacob Anderson Esq here, or you may know me as That Guy From That Thing who did that thing or This Guy.
You have now entered my mind. You will be treated/forcibly subjected to a combination of opinion, recomendation and possibly a small dose of self loathing. Welcome.