Jacob Anderson Esq - Spoiling it for Everybody

WARNING! VERY STRONG LANGUAGE ALL OVER THIS MOTHERFUCKER! Enjoy. Happy Friday!

MC MICKEY ROURKE! YES YES YES! AMAZING!

This is 100% real! The legendary Mickey Rourke giving Jay-Z a run for his money. Why is this not a No1 hit?! Oh well, it’s already a classic in my household. I’ve played it at least 5.5 times in the last 20 minutes, I think that qualifies it as an “instant” classic. It’s like listening to a sweary old ninja war veteran mumble through the naughty alphabet. I imagine this is what my life will be in 50 years time, and I can’t wait!

Me x

Here’s the lyrics in all their obscenely delightful glory, because I love you…

ROGUE WARRIOR FEAT. MC MICKEY ROURKE - FUNKY CREDITS THEME

Fuckin’ ninja style
I’m gonna bring it to ‘em
I’m gonna show ‘em what time it is.

It’s fun to bring the noise

AH

you morons’ll love this
Hope you assholes like fireworks
OOH

Fucking commies getting in my way,
Well surprise motherfuckers!
Happy fucking birthday
That’s right

Nighty-night you sweet piece of shit
Enjoy the ride, cocksuckers
Have a nice trip

Boom time baby
Trick or treat
Looks like a party, c’mon
I got places to go, people to meet.

Assholes are everywhere
Fuckers are out in force
Hi ho, hi ho
This fucker’s gonna blow.

Anytime
Anywhere
Anyplace

Kickin’ ass and taking names
Who’s the hardest motherfuckers around
HAH

Rock and roll, motherfuckers
Rock and roll

OOH
AHH

Hide and seek, motherfuckers
Anybody home?
Daddy’s here
C’mon, glad to see me fuckers?

Send me the bill
Motherfucking cocksuckers

I’m over here fuckface
There’s gonna be fucking asses bleeding all over the place
Sorry, Assholes, but your quiet day at the office
is about to get severely fucked up

Anytime
Anywhere
Anyplace

Kicking ass and taking names

Who’s the hardest motherfuckers around, HAH?

Gimmie a goddamn break!

Good place to blow some shit up.

AH
OOH
MM
AH
HNNNGH

What the fuck was I doing again?
Oh, yeah.
Fucking shit up.

Goddamn, cock breath commie motherfuckers
You fucking asshole
You fucking pig farmers
Drop dead motherfucker
You fucking amateurs

I own your fucking souls
Fucking commie bitch
Yeah, some capitalism for you, pussy

Time to move
I got bad guys to send
to Commie Heaven
Fucking ninja style

I’m gonna bring it to them
I’m gonna show them what time it is.